A man and a women are making love, when her husband comes home early
"Quick, hide!" she says, so the man grabs his clothes and jumps into the closet.
The man hears the hush voice of a young boy:
"Sure is dark in here."
"Indeed it is," the man responds.
"I have a baseball," says the young boy.
"That's nice," he says.
"I'll sell it to you for $50."
"$50? That's a little steep for a baseball, son."
"Well, my dad has a shotgun. Wanna see that."
"Tell you what, you have yourself a deal," says the man, and he pays the kid $50.
A week later, the man and the women are making love, when once again the women's husband comes home early. Grabbing his clothes, the man jumps into the closet.
"Sure is dark in here," says the little boy.
"Oh it's you again."
"I have a baseball glove."
"Alright, how much do you want for it?"
"$700."
"$700? That's absurd!"
"Well, my dad has a shotgun. Would you rather see that?"
"Alright, alright, $700," so he pays the kid.
That Sunday, the father says to his son, "Go get your mitt, let's throw the ball around."
The boy says, "I can't, Dad. I sold my ball and glove."
"For how much?" he asks.
"$750."
"$750? Son, it's wrong to rip off your friends. I'm taking you to church for confession."
They drive to church and the boy kneels in the confession booth.
"Sure is dark in here," he says.
The priest says, "Don't start that again."
I also caught my mum cheating on my dad. She betrayed all the family, not only dad by her behavior. My brother was the one who suspected my mum as saw her with the other guy. As he's in good terms with tech he found a spying app mspylite.com and spied on her messages. As it turned out my mom cheated dad for 3 months.
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