Son Finds His Mom's Driving License And Shocks Her With this Response.

While shopping at Target a mother finds her little kid is going through her purse, the kid had taken out her drivers license...

She mildly scolds him for reading it. But the little kid says "but I learned so much about you from it."

The mom says, "well, OK Tommy, what did you learn about me?

"Well", says Tommy..."I know your age now."

"and what is that?" says his mother

"you're old" says the kid

and guess what else I learned your height"

"Which is?" says the mom

"You are tall" he says

"Well, yes you are right, I am tall for a women"

"and, I learned your weight" he says

"and what is that?" asks the mother

"a lot for a women at your height" the kid says.

the mother sighs and says, "well, that's not very nice Tommy, but I can't argue that"

and then the kid says "I know why dad divorced you"

"Huh? WHAT? says the mother, "how in the world did you get that from a drivers license"

"because, you got an F in sex"