Women Shocks Her New Husband On Her Wedding Night By Saying This To Him
A lawyer married a women who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wadding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, It's my first time."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, be he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would have to be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in the marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
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