One afternoon, a mom was cleaning up lunch in the kitchen while listening to her 6 year old son named Cam play with his brand new electric train set in the living room. When the would stop she heard her little boy scream, "All you sons of b**ches who want off, get the hell off now. Because this is the last stop! And all you sons of bi**ches who are getting on, get your a**es on the train cause we're going down the tracks.
Shocked to hear these words coming out of her little boy's mouth, the horrified mom went in and told Cam,l "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now, I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for ONE HOUR. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use pleasant language!"
One hour later, Cam, came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his electric train. With in a minute the train stopped and the mom listened closely and heard her son say. "All passengers, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you and hope your trip was a good one. We hope you ride with us again soon."
She heard her little boy continue. "For those of you jusr boarding, remember there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mom began to smile, Cam added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the ONE HOUR delay, please see the b**ch in the kitchen."
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