A lovely little girl is entering class for the first time when a friendly little boy approaches her. "My name is Ted," What's Yours?"
"Happy Butt," the little girl replies.
I'm going to tell the teacher on you for lying!" the boy shouts.
He goes to the to teacher and says that the little girl has lied to him about her name. "What is your name?" asks the teacher.
"Happy Butt," says the little girl.
"No, no," the the teacher says. "What is your real name?"
"Happy Butt," the little girl insists.
"No, no," the teacher says again. "#What is your real name?"
"Happy Butt," the little girl insists.
"Shame on you for lying," says the teacher. "You go straight to the principal's office right this minute!"
"Why are you here?" the principal asks.
"They think I'm lying when I tell them my name is Happy Butt," the little girl says.
"Your name can't be Happy Butt," the principals says. "I'm going to call your mother and straighten this out. You mustn't lie to us about your name."
The principal calls the mother and says, "We have your little girl and she keeps telling us her name is Happy Butt."
"Oh," says the mother, "that must be Gladys."
"Little girl," the principal says, "your mother says your name is Gladys."
The little girl asks, "Happy Butt, Glad Ass what's the difference?"
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