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Wednesday, April 1, 2015

This Is How Genius Women Deal With A Lawyer




Lawyer won't leave this women alone on her flight. What she does next is genius.

A women and a lawyer were seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asked if she would like to play a fun game.

The women, tired, just wanted to take a nap, politely declined and rolled over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explained, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa."

Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer , now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."

This catches the women's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from earth to the moon?"

The women doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay," says the lawyer, "your turn."

She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"

The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer ans searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the women, and hands her $500.00.

The women says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little muffed, wakes the women and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word, the women reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.


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