A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. the interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."
"Have you ever been in the military service?"
"Yes" he says, " I was in Iraq for 2 years."
The interviewer says, "That will give you an extra 5 points towards employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles.
The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. you are a disabled Veteran; you've got enough points for me to hire you right now.
Our normal hours from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, plan on starting at 10:00 am everyday."
The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm, why don't you wan't me hear until 10:00 am?
"This is a government job," the interviewer says. "For the first 2 hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.
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