This Man Thought He Could get Away With Insulting This Women. But Her Reply Is Genious

A married businessman is in the Hyatt Hotel bar when he meets a beautiful women. After some long conversation and thought, he agrees to spend the night with her for $500.

He spends the night with her but before he leaves that morning, he tells her that he does not have any cash with him, but he will have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment "Rent For Condo."

On his drive back home he regrets what he has done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price.

the next day he goes to the office and he has his secretary send a check for $250 and enclosed the following typed latter:

Dear Madam:

Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for the rent of your condo. You will see I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the condo, I was under the impression that;

1. It had never been occupied;

2. That there was plenty of heat; and

3. That is was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.

However, under further inspection, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat and that it was entirely too large.

Upon receipt of the note, the women didn't waste anytime and she returned the check with $250 with the following note:

Dear Sir, 

First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you knew how to turn it on.

Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlady.

Kindly send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady.