Wife Asks Her Husband This In Bed. But She Certainly Wasn't Expecting This Reply

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question...

Wife: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

Husband: "Definitely not!"

Wife: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

Husband: "Of course I do.."

Wife: "then why wouldn't you remarry?"

Husband: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

Wife: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

Husband: (makes audible groan)

Wife: "Would you live in our house?"

Husband: "Sure, it's a great house."

Wife: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

Husband: "Where else would we sleep?"

Wife: "Would you let her drive my car?"

Husband: "Probably, it's almost new."

Wife: "Would replace my pictures with hers?"

Husband: "That would seem like the right thing to do."

Wife: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

Husband: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

Wife: "Would you take her golfing with you?"

Husband: "Yes, those are always good times."

Wife: "Would she use my clubs?"

Husband : "No, she's left handed."

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