There are so many great hearts in this world

A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell. He painted a sign advertising the 4 pups, and set about nailing it to a post on the edge of his yard.

As he was driving the last nail into the post, he felt a tug on his overalls.

He looked down into the eyes of a little boy.

"Mister," he said, "I want to buy one of your puppies."

"Well, said the farmer, as he rubbed the sweat off the back of his neck, "these puppies come from fine parents and cost a good deal of money."

The boy dropped his head for a moment Then reaching deep into his pocket, he pulled out a handful of change and held it up to the farmer. "Iv'e got two dollars and thirty cents. Is that enough to take a look?"

"Sure," said the farmer. And with that he let out a whistle. "Here Dolly!" he called.

Out from the doghouse and down the ramp ran Dolly followed by four little balls of fur

The little boy pressed his face against the chain link fence. His eyes danced around with delight.

As the dogs made their way to the fence, the boy noticed something else stirring inside the doghouse.

Slowly another little ball appeared, this one noticeably smaller.

Down the ramp it slid. Then in an awkward manner, the little pup began hobbling toward the others, doing it's best to catch up....

"I want that one," said the little boy, pointing to the runt.

The farmer knelt down at the boy's side and said, "Son, you don't wan't that puppy. He will never be able to run and play with you like these other dogs would."

With that the little boy stepped back from the fence., reached down, and began rolling up one of his trousers. In doing so he revealed a steel brace running sown both sides of his leg attaching itself to a specially made shoe.

Looking back up at the farmer, he said, "You see sir, I don't run too well myself, and he will need someone who understands."

With tears in his eyes, the farmer reached down and picked up the little pup. Holding it carefully he handed it to the little boy.

"How much, asked the little boy."

"No charge," answered the farmer. "There is no charge for LOVE"

Get Ready For This One, Funnier Than The Ones Before

One day, in line at the cafeteria, Bob says to Stanley behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor."

"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Stan replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Walmart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. it takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars...a lot cheaper than a doctor."

So Bob decides a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Walmart. He deposits ten dollars and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. it will improve in two weeks.

That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, and urine samples from his wife and daughter. Bob hurries back to Walmart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and waits. The computer prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. get water softener.

2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.

3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab...

4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. they aren't yours. Get a lawyer.

5. And as always, thank you for shopping at Walmart.

Everybody Needs Laughter

They just wanted a good night sleep but what happened was shocking.

Three guys were at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room.

No one wanted to room with Steve because he snored so badly. 

They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first night, John slept in Steve’s room and came to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. The rest of the guys said, “Man, what happened to you?”

He said, “Steve snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night.”

The next night it was Garry’s turn. In the morning, same thing-hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. Once again they asked, “Man, what happened to you? You look awful!”

He said, “Man, that Steve shakes the roof. I couldn't sleep a wink. I just watched him all night.”

The third night was Herb’s turn. Herb was a big burly guy who loved to fish and hunt, a man’s man.

The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. “Good morning,” he said.

The guys couldn't believe it! They said, “Man, what happened?”

He said, “Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Steve into bed and kissed him goodnight. He sat up and watched me all night long.” 

Cop asks why this man doesn’t have a last name. His response is genius.

 A South Carolina Highway Patrol Officer stops a Harley on I95 for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name.

“Eric,” he responds.

The Officer asks, “Eric what?”

“Just Eric,” the guy replies.

The patrol officer is in a very good mood, thinks he might just5 give the biker a break, and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name.

This guy tells the officer that he used to have a last name but lost it.

The officer thinks that he has a crazy but plays along with it. “Ok. Tell me, Eric, how did you lose your last name?

The guy replies, “It’s a very long story, so stay with me.” “I was born Eric Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through College, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Eric Johnson, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. I always wanted to be a dentist, it was my dream! Got all the way through school, got my degree, so when I was Eric Johnson, MD, DDS. Then I got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Eric Johnson, MD, DDS with VD.

Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Eric Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the　VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Eric Johnson with VD. Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am Eric.”

The4 officer walked away in tears, laughing.

This one will surprise you

One of my favorite short story jokes

Little girl shocked everyone with her assignment, including this teacher.

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:
Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.

Susie said "We live on a farm and I was collecting eggs from the hen house one day. I gathered the eggs and put them in my basket and set off running toward the house. While running I tripped over a rock and smashed all of the eggs."

"So what's the moral of the story Susie?" Asked the teacher.

"Don't put all of your eggs in one basket," said Susie.

Next it was Billy's turn to go.

"We also live on a farm," said Billy. "We have incubators to help our eggs hatch. One night there was a thunderstorm and lightning that knocked out the power to the incubators."

"So what's the moral of that story Billy?" Asked the teacher.

"Don't count your chickens before they hatch," Said Billy.

The teacher turned to Janie. "Janie, do you have a story to share?"

"Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my mommy. She was a Marine pilot in the Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a bottle of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.

She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then her parachute landed right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with a knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.

"Good Heavens," said the horrified teacher. "What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?"

"He said don't mess with Mommy when she's been drinking."

This one is the best

Mom suspects her son of sleeping with his roommate, what she does next is perfect.

A mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl as a roommate.

During his meal, his mother couldn't help but to notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there's more between him and his roommate.

Reading his mom's thought, he volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, we are just roommates."

About a week later, his roommate came to him saying,"Ever since your mother came to dinner, Iv'e been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose your mother took it do you?

He said , "well I doubt it, but I'll email her just to be sure! He sat down and wrote,

Dear Mom,

After visiting me, the silver plate has been missing. "I'm not saying that you did take the silver plate from my house, and I'm not saying that you didn't take it, but the fact is remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love Your Son"


several days later, he received an email from his mother which read:

"Dear Son,

I'm not saying that you do sleep with your roommate, and I'm not saying that you don't sleep with her: but the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now, under her pillow.

Love,

Mom"

Clever Blonde Women Made Everyone Surprise

This is one of my favorite jokes, love it when people think they are right, but then someone else proves them wrong. Check this small story out, you will have some laughter.



A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on a business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, sop the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz

The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and it's officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blond for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says,"Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.

What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The blonde replies, "where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

The Photographer who created the Boring to Incredible

FUKE, a Japanese photographer has a unique talent to transform the world into a colorful wonderland by his out of the world photography techniques. His work starts by only clicking some ordinary pictures around his home in Sanuki, then later on he starts writing on his website, as he is writing, he “makes his own colors with his feelings and his emotions.”
In an interview with Life Treasure Collector earlier this year, FUKE elaborated that his inspiration to take up photography in 2003 was when his friends used to visit him and used to comment on his beautiful town. The town has an essence of beauty that usually overlooked by people who see it every day.
Later on he decided to show the town’s beauty to everyone by highlighting incredible features of his town by capturing creative pictures of Sanuki. By capturing a night landscape of a snowy mountain, he created many amazing pieces of art which would be considered boring otherwise.
Do take a look.

The Sun and The Moon (Poem)

Your ways R similar 2 the rays of the sun

Warm 2 many but 2 strong 4 some

The more u R needed the brighter u shine

Watched 4 2 long and your brilliance will blind

The eyes of mortal men who threaten u with Doom

They regret 2 c u set but it is time 4 the moon

Tupac Shakur